IC Contact || Duplicity

[bandagedfool]

Hello hello~! You know what to do if you've got this number ;)

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text; un: kingofavidya

[pricelesstears]

[ Jouno just texts a location: a seedy bar in the Down where he'd decided to spend his after-work evening. There's no other explanation along with it. He's drunk, and he figures Dazai is smart enough to figure out what he means.

Come get him. ]

ohoho what's this?

[bandagedfool]

[ Surprising to no one, Dazai was actually just sitting around, half bored, when the location message comes through. Pushing himself up, he starts to get ready - he knew exactly what this meant.

Come get him. ]

did u mean to send that to someone else lol

>:(

[pricelesstears]

Dazai sun

[ Meant to be Dazai-san, but voice to text only works so well when you're slurring your words. ]

[bandagedfool]

[ Well, that confirms that he was aware of just WHO he was texting! ]

okok but what do u want

[ This is the message of someone who has already left their shared apartment. ]

text; un: kingofavidya; backdated to after drunk shenanigans

[pricelesstears]

Why didn't you fuck me

text; un: ladykiller

[bandagedfool]

u were drunk
[ When the hell had that stopped Dazai before?? ]

[pricelesstears]

Yes and

[bandagedfool]

what if u didnt remember any fun stuff we did?????
and like. u would be dehydrated for work....

text | un: kingofavidya

[pricelesstears]

I'm not sure how aware you are on the policies of this place but as a graduate of the LIEs program you're required to do monthly I suppose you could call them challenges
Since I'm now a graduate I have to indulge these stupid whims and so I find myself in a bit of a predicament
My agreement with you should certainly work for most of them but this month seems to be focused on outercourse which leaves me with one question
Objectively is Tetchou-san's chest big enough to titty fuck
It feels big enough but of course I'm limited in my perception

text; un: ladykiller

[bandagedfool]

probably!!!
objectively, yeah, i could see it working really well, if he was here
who r u gonna find to let u titty fuck them instead? doubt my chest is even close unless u wanted to just drag ur dick across smth flat as fuck

[pricelesstears]

First of all that sounds terrible and I would ask you to refrain from saying such awful things to me
Second of all Tetchou-san is back and I'm in the process of sorting out the paperwork to make him my submissive again
In hindsight I should have bought a bigger house but oh well this will have to do

[bandagedfool]

oh, he is?
[ For how nonchalant the message itself was, Dazai knew it was probably a dead giveaway for his surprise, his slight shock.
Dammit. This could give Jouno the upperhand now, especially... ]

sooo ur going to move him right back in... do we have enough room. will i have to sleep on the couch. and and and, since he's back does that mean you're going to do pain stuff with HIM or is our contract still in place????

audio / un: kingofavidya

[pricelesstears]

Wake up! This is an emergency!! Does this picture of me look bad?

[ Linked is the photo from his d/s finder. ]

[bandagedfool]

[ A glance through the post... Dazai spots a specific comment thread. A grin comes to his face. Oh, Cater Diamond, you beautiful motherfucker, you found a way to get under his skin. ]

oh man...
dude, i didn't want to say anything on ur post
but, yeah. idk how they even got that picture of you!!
it's.... really unflattering

[pricelesstears]

What do you mean unflattering? There's no such thing as an unflattering picture of me... [ Oh, he absolutely sounds like he's sulking. ] I work for them. This is bullshit.

text; un: kingofavidya; cw: suicide references

[pricelesstears]

My apologies for another year of your failed attempts, Dazai-san.

[bandagedfool]

u should attempt with me sometime jouno-san, maybe it'll actually stick with ur help and company <333

oh yeah this thread is also forward dated to tomorrow

[pricelesstears]

Only the truly pathetic want to die Dazai-san

[bandagedfool]

no no its a beautiful thing
havent u ever thought about it? the romance of it!!

audio; un: kingofavidya

[pricelesstears]

Hello, dumbass. Due to some unfortunate circumstances, there will be another Submissive in my care for a few days. Do tidy up your room a little so I’m not completely humiliated upon his arrival.

audio;

[bandagedfool]

Wait, who is it? Do I know him? Do we even have ROOM to house another person for a few days??

[ Slow down there bucko. ]

Why do I have to tidy up MY room?

[pricelesstears]

I wouldn’t know if you know him or not. His name is Jade Leech. [ As far as room was concerned, they really didn’t. ]

Well, either way, you’ll be sharing your space with him, so please get along. Or don’t. I don’t really care.

audio / un: kingofavidya

[pricelesstears]

Dazai-san, you're a detective. I want you to figure out what happens to people when they disappear from here, whether or not they go home or if they go some place worse. Money is of no concern to me -- I'll pay whatever it takes.

From what I gather, some people do go home, but they have no memory of this place. If they return, sometimes they return with new memories of home. I'm not really concerned about that -- I want to know where they go and how to get them back.

audio;

[bandagedfool]

[ ...
There's only one reason that Jouno would be asking this, right? ]

Alright.
I'll look into it. I can't guarantee I'll get an answer that you'll like.

[ A pause, a moment of silence in his voice memo, before he continues, ]

Is there anything else you want to know? Anything else I can do?

[pricelesstears]

[ Only one reason indeed. It seems Tetchou has left them. ]

I'm aware of that. [ Jouno doesn't bother to hide the annoyance in his tone, but it isn't Dazai's fault. It's not like Dazai controls any of this anymore than Jouno does. There's an aggravated sigh during the silence -- Jouno knows exactly what questions are coming. ]

No. [ A huff. ] I don't know. I'll be fine without him, but he's my partner. I should do my due diligence.